Thursday, May 31, 2007

Welcome!

Hello RV5b! Welcome to our class blog. We will use this blog throughout the course to work on reading, vocabulary, idioms, and other fun English skills! Over the next two months, I will post short stories, newspaper articles, quotations, idioms, and questions to which you are to respond. It will be your responsibility to respond actively and regularly. For each post, you must respond with a thoughtful comment and/or question at least once. Please read the entirety of each post - that means ALL of it!

So here is your first post to read and to which you must respond:

Why English Is Hard

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Respond to this post with what the problems are that can come from reading these sentences. What is confusing about them? Why do you think English is like this?

Print out this post and write under each line the part of speech of the highlighted words and for each sentence write what the difference in meaning is between the highlighted words.


Khalid and Yakub: Please e-mail me your articles at glotfelt@mailbox.sc.edu